Abolish Everything! (2025) is a comedy web series in English. On New MovieLinkBD: full story, cast, ratings, season & episode guide, official trailer and where to watch Abolish Everything! online in HD.
Abolish Everything! — Storyline
On Abolish Everything!, comedian-abolitionists roast a pet peeve they want banned from society, while a panel of improvisers dubbed “The Political Establishment” argue on behalf of the status quo. The audience chooses their champion each episode, each of whom will come back to compete in the season finale.
Cast & Crew
- Created by: Chandler Dean
- Starring: Chandler Dean
Abolish Everything! — Series Details
| First Air Date | 2025-02-23 |
| Seasons | 2 |
| Episodes | 18 |
| Genre | Comedy |
| Language | English |
| Network | Nebula |
| Status | Returning Series |
| Rating | 5.8/10 (4 votes) |
Abolish Everything! — Episode Guide
Season 1
- E1: Welcome to Our Radical Movement (2025-02-23) — Alise Morales, Liz Hynes, Ben Doyle, and Ike Ufomadu set forth to abolish the more intolerable aspects of phones, door-holding, animals, and greetings. Rebutting them this week as
- E2: Abolish Agreeing to Disagree (2025-03-09) — Annie Rauwerda, Kyle Gordon, Rima Parikh, and Adam Chase aim to remove certain annoying sounds, flexibility, a lack of birthday greetings, and a doctor with a drill from our daily
- E3: Abolish Cybertrucks (2025-03-23) — Amy Muller, Randall Otis, Michelle Chan Bennett, and Dan Toomey abolish singing the national anthem at sporting events, Cybertrucks, the name Jazz, and porn…that’s bad for you. Reb
- E4: Abolish Airplanes (2025-04-06) — Josh Gondelman, Ena Da, Jeremy Kaplowitz, and Augusta Chapman abolish confidence, planes, Liquid Death, and “Getting Involved in Some Hoopla.” Rebutting them this week as part of T
- E5: Abolish the English Language (2025-04-20) — Lukas Arnold, Maggie Mae Fish, Vannessa Jackson, and Jonathan van Halem abolish the English language, slow walkers, TikTok couples, being asked to turn off the big light. Rebutting
- E6: Abolish Hot Doctors (2025-05-04) — Sila Puhl, Dorian Debose, Matt Krol, and Maeve Dunigan abolish hot medical professionals, sunscreen, lecterns, and mascots that are people. Rebutting them this week as part of The
- E7: Abolish Meryl Streep (2025-05-18) — Kenice Mobley, Foreign Man in a Foreign Land, Henry Block, and Ryan Ciecwisz abolish twins having strokes, reaction creators, Meryl Streep and Uber drivers slamming Ryan’s penis in
- E8: Abolish Grad School Graduation (2025-06-01) — Michael Kandel, Carson Olshansky, Graham Techler, and Charu Sinha abolish sports betting, guys who aren’t looking for anything serious kissing Carson on the forehead, telling Graha
- E9: World Championship (2025-06-15) — In this double-length season finale, eight of our most triumphant abolitionists return to abolish one last thing—and be crowned this season’s Abolish Everyking (Gender Neutral). Au
Season 2
- E1: Abolish Leaving When We’re Done Hanging Out (2026-01-29) — Alison Leiby, Michael Cruz Kayne, Johnathan Appel, and Jo Sunday abolish chiropractors, saying ceviche is cooked in the lime juice, evolution, and leaving when we’re done hanging o
- E2: Abolish the Number Five (2026-02-05) — Sean McGowan, Alex Krokus, Sarah Smallwood Parsons, and Sabrina Wu abolish the number five, cover letters, the cryptozoology community, and gay guys taking pictures of other people
- E3: Abolish Your Friends’ Other Friends (2026-02-12) — Emily Wilson, Jacklyn Uweh, Ashton Womack, and Martin Herlihy abolish being proud of reading girl books, movie trailers, white history, and mosquitoes and flies and also the way pe
- E4: Abolish Going to Antarctica (2026-02-19) — Sofía Manfredi, Tej Khanna, Jason Siegel, and Rose Kelso abolish going to Antarctica, interracial breakups, sharing a name with a famous person, and weed.
Rebutting them this week
- E5: Abolish Redemption! (2026-02-26) — The votes are in! Fan-favorite season one competitors Alise Morales, Matthew Krol, Adam Chase, and Ben Doyle return for one more shot at victory. Topics include the Doomsday Clock,
- E6: Abolish Catholic Shame (2026-03-05) — Martin Urbano, Brian McManus, Chloe Radcliffe, and Demi Adejuyigbe abolish AMC pre-movie ads, Catholic shame, inviting straight girls to gay bars, and podcasting.
Rebutting them t
- E7: Abolish Those Rabbits That Are So Big They’re Like the Size of Dogs (2026-03-12) — Sam Corbin, Yedoye Travis, Patrick Willems, and Chine Ikoro abolish email signoffs, the law, those rabbits that are so big they’re like the size of dogs, and white men calling Chin
- E8: Abolish iPhones (2026-03-19) — Phil Jamesson, Cara Michelle Smith, Macy Gilliam, and Milly Tamarez abolish writing down ideas in your notes app in the middle of the night, going to the beach at night, texting Ma
- E9: World Championship II (2026-03-26) — It all comes down to this! In this double-length season finale, seven of season two’s most triumphant abolitionists return to abolish one last thing and chase the coveted Abolish W
Frequently Asked Questions
How many seasons does Abolish Everything! have? 2 season(s) with 18 episodes.
Who created Abolish Everything!? Chandler Dean.
Where can I watch Abolish Everything!? See the Where to Watch section above for current streaming options.
