Crossing Swords (2020) is a comedy, animation web series in English. On New MovieLinkBD: full story, cast, ratings, season & episode guide, official trailer and where to watch Crossing Swords online in HD.
Crossing Swords — Storyline
Goodhearted hero wannabe Patrick lands his dream job as a squire, only to learn the royal castle is a corrupt hornet’s nest of horny monarchs, crooks and charlatans. War, murder, full frontal nudity—who knew brightly colored peg people led such exciting lives?
Cast & Crew
- Created by: Tom Root, John Harvatine IV
Crossing Swords — Series Details
| First Air Date | 2020-06-12 |
| Seasons | 2 |
| Episodes | 20 |
| Genre | Comedy, Animation |
| Language | English |
| Network | Hulu |
| Status | Canceled |
| Rating | 6.2/10 (45 votes) |
Crossing Swords — Episode Guide
Season 1
- E1: Pilot (2020-06-12) — Young Patrick dreams of earning his knighthood and dispensing justice to evildoers. He’s driven by his goodhearted, earnest nature, but also by guilt: his own siblings are some of
- E2: Hot Tub Death Machine (2020-06-12) — Patrick’s excitement to start his new squire job is quickly dampened when he is placed in charge of deciding who to execute as part of King Merriman’s publicity stunt. While Patric
- E3: What’s Kraken? (2020-06-12) — When Patrick scores highly coveted tickets to a Kraken watching cruise for his parents, he sees an opportunity to impress his hard-to-please father. The gift blows up in his face w
- E4: In the Line of Squire (2020-06-12) — As a string of high-profile assassinations rock the kingdom, the headstrong and petulant Princess Blossom returns home from school to attend a giant music festival. Patrick is stuc
- E5: Let Them Eat Clown (2020-06-12) — Patrick is thrilled to escort King Merriman to a charity golf retreat, only to arrive and find out it’s actually the Chill Society, an annual bacchanal where rival kings meet to di
- E6: My Super Sweet Period Party (2020-06-12) — As the only uncut squire, Patrick is horrified to learn that he will need to undergo a circumcision to keep his job. Meanwhile, as Blossom celebrates the arrival of her first perio
- E7: Look Who’s Stalking (2020-06-12) — Fed up with a string of bad investments that have led the kingdom to bankruptcy, King Merriman throws out a pot of “magic beans,” which quickly grow into a giant beanstalk. Seeing
- E8: The Snow Job (2020-06-12) — When a deadly plague sweeps through the Kingdom, Patrick accompanies the royal family north to stay safe, isolated in an icy ski lodge. While the family makes it to the lodge, Patr
- E9: The A-Moooo-Zing Race (2020-06-12) — The assassin has orchestrated the kidnapping of Princess Blossom, and a Minotaur holds her captive in its maze. Now the King and Queen must abdicate the throne, or their daughter w
- E10: Unchained Monarchy (2020-06-12) — Patrick returns to the castle with the rescued Princess Blossom only to find it under siege. The minotaur maze was only part of the assassin’s devious plan, and Patrick comes face-
Season 2
- E1: Shamrock Shakedown (2021-12-10) — Patrick finds himself on trial for betraying the kingdom, and only avoids punishment with a Hail Mary promise to the king: that he will find the legendary leprechaun gold. Patrick
- E2: Toxic Femininity (2021-12-10) — A drug epidemic at Blossom’s all-girls academy threatens to derail the king and queen’s scheme to draw attention to their newfound wealth. Patrick and Broth go undercover as female
- E3: Destination: Wedding (2021-12-10) — The wedding of the year brings Merriman a chance to mend fences with King Rami IV, whose son is arranged to marry Holden the squire. But when Ruben crashes the wedding in order to
- E4: Good Vibrations (2021-12-10) — When Queen Tulip slips into a sex-toy-induced coma, King Merriman throws a beauty pageant to replace her. Patrick feels guilty because he recruited the sex toy’s inventor. While ev
- E5: Get Your Minchachas Out (2021-12-10) — On an island training retreat, Patrick and the squires meet the most famous knight in the kingdom, but Patrick quickly decides the knight’s lessons are superficial crap. Elsewhere
- E6: Tent Pitching (2021-12-10) — The circus returns to the kingdom, much to the king’s delight. Blarney is reunited with his uppity clown college classmates. Patrick, however, is concerned that Danielle’s circus o
- E7: Nothin, Usurp With U? (2021-12-10) — The kingdom adjusts to life under its new (old) king, the Old King, who is back on the throne thanks to Danielle’s machinations. Patrick is torn between loyalty to the kingdom and
- E8: Sad-iator (2021-12-10) — As punishment for his refusal to turn in King Merriman, Patrick finds himself sentenced to fight in the arena as a gladiator. Merriman starts to take a shine to his new life in the
- E9: Knight of the F**king Dead (2021-12-10) — Merriman and Tulip are back just in time for the annual Hallowtide party. Patrick is tasked with chaperoning Princess Blossom but abandons his duties to hang out with the knights.
- E10: Hard Day’s Knight (2021-12-10) — After months of the kingdom depleting the jewel mines underground, the Mole People finally lash out at the surface-dwellers who have ruined their home. With the royal family in dan
Frequently Asked Questions
How many seasons does Crossing Swords have? 2 season(s) with 20 episodes.
Who created Crossing Swords? Tom Root, John Harvatine IV.
Where can I watch Crossing Swords? See the Where to Watch section above for current streaming options.