My Wife and Kids (2001) is a comedy, family, drama web series in English. On New MovieLinkBD: full story, cast, ratings, season & episode guide, official trailer and where to watch My Wife and Kids online in HD.
My Wife and Kids — Storyline
Michael Kyle is a loving husband and modern-day patriarch who rules his household with a unique and distinct parenting style. As he teaches his three children some of life's lessons, he does so with his own brand of humor.
Cast & Crew
- Created by: Damon Wayans, Don Reo
- Starring: Damon Wayans, Tisha Campbell, George O. Gore II, Jennifer Freeman, Parker McKenna Posey, Noah Gray-Cabey, Brooklyn Sudano, Andrew McFarlane
My Wife and Kids — Series Details
| First Air Date | 2001-03-28 |
| Seasons | 5 |
| Episodes | 123 |
| Genre | Comedy, Family, Drama |
| Language | English |
| Network | ABC |
| Status | Ended |
| Rating | 7.4/10 (559 votes) |
My Wife and Kids — Episode Guide
Season 1
- E1: Pilot (2001-03-28) — Michael and Jay are a loving and married couple who have three children: Junior, who wants to go to a concert to see MC Murder Death; Claire, who wants some privacy in her life; an
- E2: The Truth Hurts (2001-03-28) — Michael suspects the family is less than truthful about certain matters. Junior gets some tattoos; Michael annoys Kady.
- E3: Grassy Knoll (2001-04-04) — Jay is trying to get rid of some old clothes, so after Michael opposes to that she and him make a deal that everything that is not worn by the end of the week has to go. Meanwhile,
- E4: Of Breasts and Basketball (2001-04-04) — Michael doesn't take it well when he loses to his teenage son at basketball. Meanwhile, Claire thinks the best way to attract boys is to have bigger breasts, so she buys a padded b
- E5: Making the Grade (2001-04-11) — Junior fakes an A in algebra while his family, not fooled by the charade, fakes a celebration. Meanwhile, Claire blackmails Junior because she had caught him red-handed forging his
- E6: Working It (2001-04-11) — Michael hires an attractive girl to tutor Junior in math and later regrets his actions. Also, Jay doesn't like the direction her relationship is going with Claire, who is turning i
- E7: Snapping and Sniffing (2001-04-18) — Jr. is having problems at school with a bully, so Michael and Jay invite his parents over to discover some of the kid's weak points. Jr. teases the kid back and Claire punches him
- E8: He Said, She Said (2001-04-18) — When Jay asks Michael to spend less time watching TV and more time with the family, they both learn that their biggest problem is communication.
- E9: Breaking Up and Breaking It (2001-04-25) — Michael tries to get Claire away from her new boyfriend by befriending him, but things get touchy when she dumps him. Jr. overdoes it in the bathroom.
- E10: A Little Romance (2001-05-02) — Michael's promiscuous brother Ken (Keenen Ivory Wayans) comes to visit with his attractive new girlfriend, Tiara, who contrasts with the way Michael has just realized Jay appears.
- E11: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow (2001-05-09) — Michael's accountant dies suddenly, making him take a whole new perspective about his life. He buys a wig (or a hairpiece as he likes to call it) and starts to demonstrate his love
Season 2
- E1: Mom's Away (1) (2001-09-26) — Michael contends with multiple problems, including a positive pregnancy test, a sad six-year-old and Jr's basketball troubles.
- E2: Mom's Away (2) (2001-09-26) — Jay visits her mom while Michael starts telling Kady the "story" of her birth. Meanwhile Claire's friend Charmaine is pregnant.
- E3: No Rules (2001-10-03) — Michael decides to let the kids live a rule-free life, but on the condition that they do everything for themselves; including cooking and paying for their own phone calls.
- E4: Perfect Dad (2001-10-10) — Fed up with Michael's parenting style, the children confront their father with a description of the ideal dad.
- E5: Thru Thick and Thin (2001-10-17) — When Jay returns, Michael remains silent about her obvious weight gain. The episode builds to a dream sequence, in which Janet has a nightmare and the entire family is morbidly obe
- E6: He Heard, She Heard (2001-10-24) — Michael looks to teach Claire a lesson after she sneaks out of the house and uses Kady as an accomplice.
- E7: Michael's Garden (2001-10-31) — Michael has problems in the bathroom and needs to have a colonoscopy; he has a dream that his doctor is singer Lou Rawls. Lou Rawls guest stars in an episode that takes a lighthear
- E8: Let Them Eat Pie (2001-11-07) — Claire, playing a dare game with Jr. and Kady, eats Michael's piece of pie. Michael's punishment: Let them eat pie (and only pie). Meanwhile, Michael offers to be the dieting Jay's
- E9: Jay Gets Fired (2001-11-14) — Jay's in for a surprise when she takes Claire and Kady to her office on Take Your Daughters to Work Day: She gets fired. After a bad business decision costs Jay her job and her sel
- E10: The Whole World is Watching (2001-11-21) — Michael and Janet's romantic overtures are seen on the Internet after Jr. gets new computer equipment that includes a 24-hour web cam.
- E11: Letting Go (2001-11-28) — Kady has acquired a hamster and Claire has a crush on a boy named Tony. Both developments pose parental challenges for Michael and Jay. The hamster dies. And Michael wishes Claire'
- E12: Learning to Earn It (2001-12-12) — Michael is thrilled when the children start their own businesses after squandering their allowances in one day.
- E13: Quality Time (2002-01-16) — Marriage counselors back Michael's belief that he's entitled to some time alone after spending time with Janet, much to her dismay.
- E14: Get Out (2002-01-23) — Chaos erupts when Michael tries to get his always-tardy family dressed and out the door to a wedding within just 15 minutes.
- E15: Road Trip (2002-01-30) — The family goes on an unpleasant road trip to Paul Revere's house, to find it closed.
- E16: Table for Too Many (1) (2002-02-06) — Michael, who dislikes going out to dinner because it's always an overpriced ordeal, allows Janet to convince him to take the family to a Japanese restaurant.
- E17: Table for Too Many (2) (2002-02-06) — The family goes out to eat at a Japanese restaurant. Once there, the Kyles must share a table with an incredibly annoying family, the Tylers. Michael feels like he's being ripped
- E18: Double Date (2002-02-13) — Michael agrees to let Claire go on her first date with Tony, but only on condition that it is a double date with Janet and himself.
- E19: Failure to Communicate (2002-02-22) — A huge argument arises when Michael's mother and father, who have not spoken to each other in years, visit the Kyle household.
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- E20: Papa Said Knock You Out (2002-02-27) — Junior asks his dad to teach him how to box so he can protect his sister's honor; Junior knocks out his dad in boxing on a lucky shot.
- E21: Return of the Wall (2002-03-04) — Competitive Janet and easygoing Michael use contrasting methods to coach Kady's soccer team. Michael takes over the coaching of Jay's girls soccer team only to find his opponents a
- E22: Working Relationship (2002-03-20) — Jay badgers Michael into giving her a job, where she soon begins to get ideas above her station. Michael discovers that Janet's personality is not a good fit for his office, and Ka
- E23: Jr. Kyle, Boy Genius (2002-03-27) — Janet and Michael are astounded when their often dim-witted son shines on an IQ test, ranking him as a genius. Junior thinks he got a 1600/1600 on his SAT's but gets it confused wi
- E24: Back Story (2002-04-03) — When the kids tease him about getting old, Michael pretends to have hurt his back in a game of Twister so they will have to cater to his every whim.
- E25: Make Over (2002-05-01) — Jay gets a makeover after being compared to an old flame from high school. Meanwhile, Junior gets himself locked in a girl's locker after a misfortunate attempt to steal her bra.
- E26: The Bowling Show (2002-05-08) — The Kyles face the Tylers in a game of bowling during Star Trek night. The Tyler's daughter tries to charm Junior into throwing the ball and not caring; Junior develops a crush on
- E27: Jr. Gets His License (2002-05-15) — Michael is stopped by a cop while giving Junior a driving lesson and it seems that Michael's license has expired. So father and son must both take driving tests. Junior gets his li
- E28: Anniversary (1) (2002-05-22) — Michael and Janet's 15th anniversary is approaching. Jay's friend Wanda brings her Brian McKnight's tickets (a concert Jay was really looking forward to see), but unfortunately she
- E29: Anniversary (2) (2002-05-22) — The anniversary day finally comes and Michael goes out to play golf, leaving Jay devastated at home. Later, she goes out for drinks with her girlfriend Wanda, who insists Jay shoul
Season 3
- E1: The Kyles Go to Hawaii (1) (2002-09-25) — The Kyles are leaving for their family vacation on Hawaii, but instead of taking only one flight straight to the island, Michael books a 43-hour flight to Hawaii with several layov
- E2: The Kyles Go to Hawaii (2) (2002-09-25) — Finally in Hawaii, Michael and Janet decide to go out on a romantic dinner, leaving their kids all alone. Claire and Jr. fight over who'll have to stay in the room babysitting for
- E3: The Kyles Go to Hawaii (3) (2002-10-02) — A mad scramble ensues when Michael finds out that the family's flight home from Hawaii leaves much earlier than he thought, but matters are complicated when a love-smitten Jr. insi
- E4: Samba Story (2002-10-09) — Michael and Janet try to spice up their date nights by taking samba lessons, but their instructors arouse jealousy.
- E5: Diary of a Mad Teen (2002-10-16) — While making Claire's bed, Jay finds her diary hidden under the mattress. She can't resist the temptation of reading it and learns that her daughter is thinking about becoming sexu
- E6: Claire's New Boyfriend (2002-10-23) — Claire drops Tony for zip-code boy 1040-EZ, because her father displayed a liking for Tony.Jr. draws his mother's portrait.
- E7: Crouching Mother, Hidden Father (2002-10-30) — Jay volunteered to be the director for Kady's kindergarten class play, but due to illness she is forced to step away from the production, leaving Michael to fill the void; he allow
- E8: The Fighting Kyles (2002-11-06) — Sick and tired of listening to their kids fights, Michael and Janet act like they are fighting themselves so Jr. and Claire can see how annoying it is and quit it.
- E9: Sister Story (2002-11-13) — Michael's sister Kelly is coming over for the weekend, which freaks Jay out because every time Kelly comes over she overstays her welcome and always gets on Jay's nerves. This time
- E10: Jr's Dating Dilemma (2002-11-20) — Michael's advice about women backfires when Jr. ends up with two dates to a dance. Plus, Jay dreams Michael is having an affair with Janet Jackson.
- E11: Jay the Artist (2002-11-27) — Feeling that she has no space and time of her own due to home duties, Jay decides to paint. The result is a portrait of Michael based on Michelangelo's David, which makes Michael f
- E12: Chair Man of the Board (2002-12-04) — Michael's old friend Tommy is coming over and Michael is very excited because he and Tommy used to compete for everything. But his excitement soon turns into awkwardness when Tommy
- E13: Open Your Heart (2002-12-11) — Jay decides to attend a ""Open Your Heart"" seminar for struggling couples, even though she and Michael are happier than ever. Her excuse is ""prevention"", but Michael warns her n
- E14: Michael's Tribe (2002-12-18) — Michael (aka: Chief Bald Eagle) is recruited to camp out with Kady and her friends and teach them Native American lore. Meanwhile, Clare and ""the new Tony"" plan to stay out all n
- E15: Blackout (2003-01-22) — Michael wants some time alone in the house and makes a deal with Jay for her and the kids to get out of the house. But of course it doesn't come as easy as he hoped. He has to pay
- E16: Man of the Year (2003-01-29) — Jay nominates Michael for the ""Small Businessman of the Year"" award and he assumes he's going to win it (especially after a golfing buddy on the organization's board tells him: "
- E17: Jr's Risky Business (1) (2003-02-05) — As a very impressed Michael sees it, his son's girlfriend, Vanessa is an absolute prize: ""She's beautiful, smart, personable and polite… you guys have nothing in common,"" he te
- E18: Jr's Risky Business (2) (2003-02-12) — After walking in on Jr. and his girlfriend having sex on his bed, Michael decides that he and Junior can no longer live under the same roof and throws his son out. Feeling sympathe
- E19: Jury Duty (2003-02-26) — Michael and Jay are asked to serve jury duty together. Michael's elected foreman and wants to move on the trial quickly so he can get home to watch the ""Godfather"" marathon on TV
- E20: Here Come Da Judge (2003-03-05) — When Jr and Claire find a lost wallet containing $500, it's time for a session of ""family court"" to decide who gets the money. Meanwhile, Claire's boyfriend Tony induces her to
- E21: Claire's Permit (2003-03-26) — Claire has taken her driving permit, but Michael won't lend her the car because he doesn't think she can drive very well. Nevertheless, Claire steals the car keys thinking if she g
- E22: Sharon's Picture (2003-04-09) — Jay gets mad at Michael after finding a photo of an attractive former girlfriend among his things. Franklin has trouble admitting that his little sister Aretha is an outstanding s
- E23: Tee for Too Many (2003-04-30) — Jay decides to spend more quality time with Michael – by watching him play golf. Meanwhile, Jr., who only wants to go to college because Vanessa's going, asks Franklin for help wi
- E24: The Big Bang Theory (2003-05-07) — Michael and Jay panic when Claire reveals that she and Tony have decided to have sex. Her parents try by all means to change their minds and stop them, unsuccessfully. When the day
- E25: Not So Hostile Takeover (2003-05-14) — Claire comes home with the exciting news that she was invited to senior prom. Jay is excited about it and volunteers to chaperone at the dance, in order to keep Claire safe from he
- E26: Graduation (1) (2003-05-21) — Jr.'s graduation is coming up, and he breaks the news to his family that he wants to go to college. At first shocked, Michael decides to help him make a good interview, but his anx
- E27: Graduation (2) (2003-05-21) — Junior finally graduates, and his parents give him a trip to Japan as a gift – and as a way to separate Junior and Vanessa, who are planning on moving in together and getting mar
Season 4
- E1: From Dummy to Daddy (2003-09-24) — After hearing the shocking news that their son Junior is going to become a father, Michael and Jay freak out. They try to talk with him and help him realize he can't support a fami
- E2: The Sweet Hairafter (2003-10-01) — Michael meets his friend Jimmy at the golf club and is impressed with how much hair he's grown with the help of some ""miracle"" pills called ""Come Hair Now"". As he starts to tak
- E3: Jr. Executive (2003-10-08) — Michael wants Jr. to learn the family business by starting at the bottom, so he assigns Jr. to do menial jobs around Kyle Trucking. Jr., however, decides to use the fact that he's
- E4: Jay Goes to School (2003-10-15) — Jay decides to go to college and get her psychology degree, which Michael fully reprehends her for. He doesn't want her to put the household in second because it would jeopardize t
- E5: Meet the Parents (2003-10-22) — Vanessa's parents come over the Kyles house to discuss the future baby's situation. Michael is outraged with the demands from the Scotts, but Calvin's size makes Michael think twic
- E6: He's Having a Baby (2003-10-29) — Worried about Junior's fathering skills, Michael decides to enroll him in a parenting course. Junior is reluctant to attend, so Michael gives him a water balloon that Junior should
- E7: The Funeral (2003-11-05) — The Kyles are willing to support Michael's inconsolable employee, Larry, who can't get over losing his 103-year-old grandmother. But Larry goes overboard when, at the funeral, he a
- E8: Ultrasound (2003-11-12) — When Jay works hard to get in shape and run a marathon, Michael thinks that, since he's a man, he too can run the marathon – without any real training. Meanwhile, bible-quoting Ton
- E9: Marathon (2003-11-19) — The Kyles and Vanessa's parents escort her to her first ultrasound. When asked if they wanted to know the baby's sex, Michael is the only one who stands out with a positive answer.
- E10: While Out (2003-11-26) — Much to Claire's delight, Michael and Jay forget to recite their house rules — ""No friends, no fires, no freedom, no fun"" — before going out for the night. As a result, Clair
- E11: Michael's Band (2003-11-26) — When Michael's old friend and former bandmate, Johnny ""Saxophone"" Watson, comes to town for a gig, it turns out Johnny's piano player can't make it. Michael eagerly accepts an in
- E12: The Lady is Not a Tramp (2003-12-10) — Michael's imagination takes off when he finds a package of condoms in daughter Claire's backpack — the same day her boyfriend, Tony, is returning from a month in the desert. Anno
- E13: Of Mice and Man (2003-12-17) — When Jay finds mouse droppings, she demands that Michael hire an exterminator to get rid of them, but, as usual, Michael is determined to handle it himself. Meanwhile, Claire is al
- E14: Moving on Out (2003-12-24) — Tired of living in the garage, Jr. looks for an apartment and enlists his buddy, John, to be a co-signer… except that John has to dress up and pose as Jr.'s grandmother for the r
- E15: Candy Wars (2003-12-31) — When Kady wants to spend some quality time with her father, she enlists Michael's help in the school candy drive. But when the father of last year's winner claims he can prevail on
- E16: Jr. Sells His Car (2004-01-07) — Jr. restores his prized 1964 Impala, but then he and Vanessa surprise everyone when they decide to sell it in order to have money for their new baby. Meanwhile, Franklin seeks advi
- E17: The Anniversary Present (2004-01-14) — Michael and Jay try to hide their disappointment when they don't receive the wedding anniversary gifts each are expecting from each other. Meanwhile, with Franklin's help, novice c
- E18: Illegal Smile (2004-01-21) — The day after an anti-wrinkle injection goes awry for Michael and he ends up with an unnatural expression, he has to fight a traffic ticket in court. The judge is angered by his fr
- E19: Outbreak Monkey (2004-01-28) — When an ecstatic Michael scores a ticket to see basketball star LeBron James play at Madison Square Garden, his excitement quickly turns to paranoia when, just days before the game
- E20: Empty Nest (1) (2004-02-04) — During a rare occasion when Michael and Jay have the house to themselves, they find themselves reminiscing about the fun times they've had with their kids and various friends. Some
- E21: Empty Nest (2) (2004-02-11) — During a rare occasion when Michael and Jay have the house to themselves, they find themselves reminiscing about the fun times they've had with their kids and various friends. Some
- E22: Calvin Comes to Stay (2004-02-18) — Calvin, Vanessa's gregarious father, has an argument with his wife, Jasmine, gets kicked out of the house and moves in with the Kyles, against their wishes. When he starts eating e
- E23: Calvin Goes to Work (2004-02-25) — When the overwhelmingly strong and gregarious Calvin, Vanessa's dad, begs Michael to give him a job at Kyle Trucking, Michael does so reluctantly and his worst fears are realized.
- E24: Romantic Night (2004-03-03) — Wanting to spend quiet time together, Michael plans a romantic evening with Jay at an exclusive hotel. Then, when Jr. mistakenly cancels the reservation, Michael tries to create a
- E25: The Director (2004-03-10) — In his excitement to tape a basketball game, Michael accidentally records over a home video of Kady's first steps, which happens to be one of Jay's most cherished family moments. W
- E26: The Maid (2004-05-05) — While Jay is away at a seminar, Michael hires a maid, Mrs. Hopkins, to look after the family. Mrs. Hopkins fulfills their every need and want to a sweet perfection, including homem
- E27: Hand Model (2004-05-12) — In a twist of fate, Michael is recruited as a hand model during Claire's modeling audition. As he flaunts his newfound fame, he is careful to protect the family's new financial ass
- E28: What Do You Know? (2004-05-19) — The family plays a game which shows them exactly how much they know about each other.
- E29: The Baby (1) (2004-05-26) — Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation
- E30: The Baby (2) (2004-05-26) — Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation
Season 5
- E1: Fantasy Camp (1) (2004-09-21) — Michael can't focus on much else after learning that he'll be going to sports legend Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas. Everyone shares his excitement – but for
- E2: Fantasy Camp (2) (2004-09-28) — Michael can't focus on much else after learning that he'll be going to sports legend Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas. Everyone shares his excitement – but for
- E3: Childcare Class (2004-10-05) — Michael fails a child-care course for grandparents, so Vanessa and Jr. refuse to let him baby-sit his grandchild.
- E4: Class Reunion (2004-10-12) — Michael is reluctant to attend his high-school reunion until a former rival challenges him to a dance-off.
- E5: The Fellowship of the Baby (2004-10-19) — When an overwhelmed Jr. thinks he is not smart enough to take care of his own son, Michael tells Jr. that ""Jr., Jr."" is a ""magic baby,"" and that every time he holds him, it wil
- E6: Poker Face (2004-11-09) — Michael advises Jr. that it's ok to spend some time away from Vanessa and the baby, but his advice misfires when Jr. invites Jay along to their all-male poker game. Michael decides
- E7: The Proposal (2004-11-16) — Jr. is finally ready to propose to Vanessa, but every time he tries to do so, something interrupts him, including Michael and Jay — who are preparing to compete against each other
- E8: Restaurant Wars (2004-11-23) — At first, Michael is skeptical that Jay can be successful at opening her own soul food restaurant. But his competitive and supportive sides emerge when the Hoos, the owners of the
- E9: The Return of Bobby Shaw (2004-11-30) — Micheal's enemy, Bobby Shaw tricks Jr. into signing a contract making Jr. his slave. When Micheal tries to get him out of the contract,they end up in a dance off.
- E10: The Wedding (2005-01-11) — Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to get married in two weeks, Vanessa having told Jr. that she wants a small, simple wedding. Michael and Jay offer to help plan it, but inst
- E11: Careful What You Wish For (2005-01-18) — When Jay wishes that Michael would give her the kind of romantic attention that she sees newlywed Vanessa getting from Jr., Michael decides to kill Jay with kindness so he can get
- E12: They Call Me El Foosay (2005-01-25) — When Vanessa innocently buys Jr. a foosball game, Jr. discovers his competitive nature and becomes obnoxious when he wins. When Michael challenges Jr. and wins, he initially wants
- E13: Study Buddy (2005-02-01) — Michael feels neglected because Jay is spending all of her time studying for her psychology final. He decides to tutor her, but his efforts cause her to fail. To make it up to her,
- E14: Sweetheart's Day (2005-02-08) — When Jay insists that Michael buy her a present for ""Sweetheart's Day,"" a reluctant Michael comes up with a scheme to base the price of Jay's gift on her attitude towards him at
- E15: Silence is Golden (2005-02-15) — Michael reluctantly accompanies Jay on a meditation weekend, where he has trouble following the rule of silence.
- E16: The Bahamas (1) (2005-02-22) — When the Kyles arrive at the Atlantis, Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas for their family vacation, Michael announces that all he wants to do is get some rest and relaxation-by
- E17: The Bahamas (2) (2005-03-01) — While at the Atlantis, Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas for a family vacation, lovebirds Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on the isolated Magic Island – along with a r
- E18: The Remodel (2005-03-08) — Realizing that the garage is no longer a suitable living situation for Jr., Vanessa and the baby, Jay insists that Michael have it remodeled. When the contractor bids are too expen
- E19: Michael Joins a Gym (2005-03-15) — The same day Michael realizes he can't fit into his favorite pair of vintage jeans, he runs into an old high school friend, the muscular Daryl (Terry Crews), who doesn't look any o
- E20: Celibacy (2005-03-29) — When Jay tells Michael that their love life will be even better if they are celibate for six months, Michael is willing to abide by her wishes, although reluctantly. Meanwhile, Fra
- E21: Jr.'s Cartoon (2005-04-12) — When Jr. wins a national competition for his cartoon entitled ""My Wife and Kid"" — based on himself, Vanessa, the baby and the rest of the Kyle family — it catches the attention
- E22: Michael's Sandwich (2005-04-26) — Michael tries to leave for a golfing trip with a friend, but the family keeps distracting him.
- E23: Graduation Day (2005-05-03) — Jay is ready to graduate from college, but a series of events ruin her appearance.
- E24: Michael Sells the Business (2005-05-10) — Michael sells his trucking business to spend more time with Jay and Junior Junior.
- E25: R.V. Dreams (2005-05-17) — Michael buys an R.V. and the family heads to the Grand Canyon for a vacation.
- E26: The "V" Story (2005-05-17) — Jay asks Michael to get a vasectomy, but he says no. Eventually he tells Jay that he will go through with it, but then backs out at the last second. Jay says that she will instead
Frequently Asked Questions
How many seasons does My Wife and Kids have? 5 season(s) with 123 episodes.
Who created My Wife and Kids? Damon Wayans, Don Reo.
Where can I watch My Wife and Kids? See the Where to Watch section above for current streaming options.